<b>A collection of hilarious, nonsensical, witty and mischievous subjects - the best (and worst) advice for growing up. <br/></b><br/><i>There is one sure-fire method to avoid being eaten by sharks. Don't go in the ocean.</i><br/><br/>How can you avoid being eaten by sharks? What does it mean to 'skateboard' someone? Is there a chance you could be abducted by aliens? Are there zombies hiding under your brother's bed?<br/><br/>In this hilarious guide, John Larkin relates his tried and tested advice for navigating the mysteries of life, with a sprinkling of some the facts and history he's discovered along the way. Accompanied by entertaining comic-style illustrations from Chrissie Krebs, this is an education not to be missed!