It's my first day back at school after the holidays and I've already got three burning questions: <br/>1) When is my family's disgusting diet going to end? <br/>2) How will I finish my group project on time? <br/>3) Why is my best friend Alex suddenly not talking to me? <br/><br/>If that's not bad enough, the classroom is overrun with lizards. At least things can't get worse, right? <br/><br/>Praise for <i>School Rules Are Optional</i>: 'A rollicking ride!' (Nat Amoore), 'A full-on fun fest!' (Oliver Phommavanh), 'Hilarious! A must-read.' (Kate and Jol Temple)