Why do bulldogs have such flat noses? Because they keep chasing parked cars. What is a twip? A twip is what a wabbit takes when it wides on twains. What must you be careful not to do when it's raining cats and dogs? Step in a poodle. A laugh - out - loud collection of jokes, riddles, rhymes and sayings from kids around Australia, first issued as June Factor's Juicy Jumping Joke Book. June Factor is a writer and folklorist, best known for her collections Far Out, Brussel Sprout! and All Right, Vegemite! Mic Looby is a writer, editor, illustrator and cartoonist and lists his hobbies as chewing pens and humming softly.